A spoon

The water is drowning me. It splashes me all the time. The soap cleans me. Thats just the rinse cycle! Thats my favorite opart even though it is very scary. Thy drying cycle is the worst. It is so hot and I almost burn everytime. I feel like if I got one degree warmer I would burst into flames. It gets ridiculously hot and I hate it. I dred going into the dishwasher because of the drying cycle. But after that is done and I get unloaded and put back into my home all squeaky clean, its all worth it.